Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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