your room smells of hookers.
And success
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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