I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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