i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
i out mim tonsoeep
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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