just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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