You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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