Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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