I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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