why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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