i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.