Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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