Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
FUCK WHALES
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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