come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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