420 ftw
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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