Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I stole a fireplace last night.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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