Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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