Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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