it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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