But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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