I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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