She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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