Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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