so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
my god I love twenty year old dicks
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Text me some of your sweat
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
