Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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