About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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