this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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