I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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