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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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