I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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