I love black thongs
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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