Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Boobs speak an international language.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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