His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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