This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize