she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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our cab driver is having phone sex.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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