I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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