then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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