but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Randomize
