Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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