We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
