Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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