we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You smell like stripper and shame
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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