Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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