After last night, I could never be a politician.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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