haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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