yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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