Don't make out with my wife yet
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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