C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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