Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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