she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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