I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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