can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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