Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she told me i tasted like america
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
me + whiskey = a bad person
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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