After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
i need some magic done to my vagina
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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