I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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I got inside last night via doggy door
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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