Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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