Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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