Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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