I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Houston, we have a squirter
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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