Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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