dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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