Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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