Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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